Men say they want threesomes but
they hardly ever imagine
it’s with me and my pen –
(see, that was poetic license.
I never write with a pen these days,
I use a laptop – much less romantic,
much less manic pixie dream girl)
There is no such thing as privacy
when you date a writer,
however casually you may date her,
because she doesn’t write casually.
I guess I should have warned you.
I think I did once.